"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"
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Funny Pick Up Lines
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Remember, failure is not an option. If you get shot down, try another line. If that fails, try again. Failing that, you obviously never learned the most important lesson from all of your years of schooling: never try.
Do you want to come over for some pizza and hot sex... or don't you like pizza?
Hi, let me introduce you to my friends.. oh, wait.. you're not going to embarrass my now, are you?
Is ur dad an alien cuz u are outta this world?
can i have a pic of u coz i wana show santa wot i wnt 4 xmas?
I'll bet you are even prettier under all that make-up
how much does a polar bear weigh? Well its enough to break the ice my name is Paul
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
ive lost my teddy bear....... do u want to sleep with me tonight?
you have got to be a parking ticket or something coz you have the word FINE written All over you
i'm no fred flintstone but i'll make your bedrock
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no
Hi, the voices in my head told me to talk to you
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true .
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend
Is that blouse felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile
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